Spicy Book Club Sweatshirt, Smut Reader Crewneck with Funny Poem, Booktok Merch, Gift for Romance Reader
| For the readers whose bookmarks have seen things. 😉📚 |
Let's be honest—sometimes the best stories are the ones that make you blush. This sweatshirt is for you, the devoted reader who appreciates a well-worn page and a plot that is... practically porn.
Forget subtle nods. This cozy crewneck proudly features the anthem for every spicy book lover:
"Roses are red Pages are worn This book I'm reading Is practically porn"
Crafted for ultimate comfort during those late-night reading marathons, this sweatshirt is your official uniform for diving into worlds where the romance is hot and the chapters are long. It's the perfect blend of cheeky humor and genuine coziness, making it an absolute must-have for your book club meetings, lazy Sundays, or any time you want to wear your reading habits with pride.
✨ Unbeatable Coziness & Quality:
- Perfect Fabric Blend: Made with a medium-heavy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that ideal mix of softness and warmth.
- Sleek & Comfy Fit: Designed without side seams for a smooth, comfortable fit that looks as good as it feels. The classic crewneck and ribbed knit collar hold their shape without being restrictive.
- Built to Last: Durable double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs ensures this will be your go-to reading sweater for years to come.
- Ethically Made: We proudly use 100% ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified, low-impact dyes. Good for your conscience, great for your skin.
📏 Sizing: This is a classic unisex fit. For a standard fit, please order your usual size. For a trendy, oversized look, we recommend sizing up 1-2 sizes. Please refer to the size chart in the listing photos to find your perfect fit!
🎁 The Perfect Gift: Looking for a gift for your Booktok-obsessed bestie, romance-reading sister, or fellow book club member? Your search is over. This sweatshirt is guaranteed to get a laugh and become an instant favorite.
🤍 Easy Care:
- Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F).
- Tumble dry on low heat.
- Do not iron directly on the design. Do not dry clean.
Wrap yourself in comfort and humor. Add this essential piece of bookish merch to your cart today!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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